Now now nothing wrong with Winnie! Especially when he puts on his "Elf" suit. Or his lady nightie. I adore that giant Icelandic snugglepuss. Almost as much as he loves Goldie!
And then add my anxiety to the mix and I’m a disaster. When I was married, we had a cleaning person and I never liked it. They were good, but not thorough enough. The worst part, they would move stuff and it wouldn’t be put back in its proper place. Ugh, it’s like PTSD just thinking about it
I will say that having a cleaning lady (who was fantastic) probably extended my marriage by at least three years — and made us much better at picking up for the cleaning lady!
This had me laughing out loud. The way you capture your banter the push-pull, the teasing, the little power plays makes it feel so real. I could totally see that dynamic playing out in your living room. 😉
You have done more for men than you will ever realize. Your sex will never recover. It's like you snuck a megaphone/PA into the whisper network [WhisperLeaks?] and released all of the secrets to men the world over. All across the globe men are setting down their squeegees and their buckets. Words cannot express our gratitude. <5<5<5
Winnie the Pooh … that had me rolling.
Pretty much identical
Now now nothing wrong with Winnie! Especially when he puts on his "Elf" suit. Or his lady nightie. I adore that giant Icelandic snugglepuss. Almost as much as he loves Goldie!
You’re good! Btw, I obsessively clean my home. One of the joys of having ocd
Same, until the depression overrides my OCD 😅
And then add my anxiety to the mix and I’m a disaster. When I was married, we had a cleaning person and I never liked it. They were good, but not thorough enough. The worst part, they would move stuff and it wouldn’t be put back in its proper place. Ugh, it’s like PTSD just thinking about it
I feel this deeply.
On that note, I will be cleaning for the balance of the day. I blame your post. Actually, I blame JC, it’s all his fucking fault
I will say that having a cleaning lady (who was fantastic) probably extended my marriage by at least three years — and made us much better at picking up for the cleaning lady!
Ya JC has a cleaning lady, her name’s ME!
...that didn't seem to extend your marriage...
“I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Oh yeah
I don't wanna do your dirty work
No more”
These womanly schemes are horrific...
...and obviously effective. At least when you're a scrumptious morsel of Candy who never makes good on a blow job debt.
Balls made eye contact... gawd I am dying 🤣
🥴😅🤣I love you
Likewise, babe 😘
This had me laughing out loud. The way you capture your banter the push-pull, the teasing, the little power plays makes it feel so real. I could totally see that dynamic playing out in your living room. 😉
Haha omg I should post the audio of the actual housekeeper conversation 😂
lol of course you have audio 🤦🏽♀️
I’m still cleaning!!! Dust is my kryptonite
Come over
I would but my jet is currently in the shop
You have done more for men than you will ever realize. Your sex will never recover. It's like you snuck a megaphone/PA into the whisper network [WhisperLeaks?] and released all of the secrets to men the world over. All across the globe men are setting down their squeegees and their buckets. Words cannot express our gratitude. <5<5<5
Listen. I do what I can. ♥️
❤️❤️
Can we just say... You're perfect?
Yes we can say 🥰
That was a right boomerang-sneaky thing to do to a W t P-looking motherfucker.
Hahahah right?!
Such a unique dynamic you two share. Love reading about it.
Freakin’ hilarious! Winnie the Pooh—can never unsee that now.