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Chris Keller's avatar

Winnie the Pooh … that had me rolling.

Candy Downs's avatar

Pretty much identical

Pamala Vallarta's avatar

Now now nothing wrong with Winnie! Especially when he puts on his "Elf" suit. Or his lady nightie. I adore that giant Icelandic snugglepuss. Almost as much as he loves Goldie!

Chris Johnson's avatar

You’re good! Btw, I obsessively clean my home. One of the joys of having ocd

Candy Downs's avatar

Same, until the depression overrides my OCD 😅

Chris Johnson's avatar

And then add my anxiety to the mix and I’m a disaster. When I was married, we had a cleaning person and I never liked it. They were good, but not thorough enough. The worst part, they would move stuff and it wouldn’t be put back in its proper place. Ugh, it’s like PTSD just thinking about it

Candy Downs's avatar

I feel this deeply.

Chris Johnson's avatar

On that note, I will be cleaning for the balance of the day. I blame your post. Actually, I blame JC, it’s all his fucking fault

Mark Hayes's avatar

I will say that having a cleaning lady (who was fantastic) probably extended my marriage by at least three years — and made us much better at picking up for the cleaning lady!

Candy Downs's avatar

Ya JC has a cleaning lady, her name’s ME!

Mark Hayes's avatar

...that didn't seem to extend your marriage...

Brain of J-Hawk (he/him)'s avatar

“I'm a fool to do your dirty work

Oh yeah

I don't wanna do your dirty work

No more”

Mark Hayes's avatar

These womanly schemes are horrific...

...and obviously effective. At least when you're a scrumptious morsel of Candy who never makes good on a blow job debt.

Bear Wiseman's avatar

Balls made eye contact... gawd I am dying 🤣

Candy Downs's avatar

🥴😅🤣I love you

Bear Wiseman's avatar

Likewise, babe 😘

Marlana aka Outtamydamnmind's avatar

This had me laughing out loud. The way you capture your banter the push-pull, the teasing, the little power plays makes it feel so real. I could totally see that dynamic playing out in your living room. 😉

Candy Downs's avatar

Haha omg I should post the audio of the actual housekeeper conversation 😂

Marlana aka Outtamydamnmind's avatar

lol of course you have audio 🤦🏽‍♀️

Chris Johnson's avatar

I’m still cleaning!!! Dust is my kryptonite

Chris Johnson's avatar

I would but my jet is currently in the shop

lchristopher's avatar

You have done more for men than you will ever realize. Your sex will never recover. It's like you snuck a megaphone/PA into the whisper network [WhisperLeaks?] and released all of the secrets to men the world over. All across the globe men are setting down their squeegees and their buckets. Words cannot express our gratitude. <5<5<5

Candy Downs's avatar

Listen. I do what I can. ♥️

lchristopher's avatar

❤️❤️

Mahmoud Owies's avatar

Can we just say... You're perfect?

Candy Downs's avatar

Yes we can say 🥰

Tom Van Valkenburgh's avatar

That was a right boomerang-sneaky thing to do to a W t P-looking motherfucker.

Candy Downs's avatar

Hahahah right?!

Mark ✌️💙🫂's avatar

Such a unique dynamic you two share. Love reading about it.

France Pinzon • literary speck's avatar

Freakin’ hilarious! Winnie the Pooh—can never unsee that now.