My favorite thing about reading your stories is coming across a lil anecdote I haven't heard before that makes me cackle so hard the husband has to ask me what the fuck is happening. In this one it was the JC scaring Calum with the drag outfit. 🤣🤣🤣
Or Calum saying you have an addiction and he's going to get you treatment! That was an lol moment. While Kevin is asleep next to me waking up going...wtf. 😆
Honestly out of all of Calum’s costumes over the years, that Transformers costume still pops into my head at least once a year. That was number one IMO.
Happy Halloween, Candy! This story was a pleasant read. I can't believe Spencer's is still around. I watched an old episode of Double Dare recently (remember that show?) and the gifts were sponsored by Spencer's.
Happy Halloween! Hey, thank you for all your support on my Substack journey. It’s really been so lovely to have you here! Omg I forgot about Double Dare until I looked it up!! 👃 😝
You are welcome! Your posts are always a pleasure to read and brighten my day! Yeah, DD was awesome! Gross at times, but awesome! Marc Summers was a cool host too.
I, too, love autumn and dislike Halloween, but for entirely different reasons, I'm sure 😁 we might be polar opposite human beings, but I still enjoy these stories!
Okay, I laughed, I cringed, I cried a little (from laughter, mostly). Your Halloween stories are chef’s kiss chaotic perfection. From the “ghost bride” to vibrator shopping with your son, to Shrek letting you work the door this is the content I live for. Also, major respect for your anti-horror stance jam over Jason any day. Thank you for reminding me that Halloween doesn’t have to be scary to be wildly memorable. Happy Halloween, truly. 🎃💀✨
I laughed out loud at this one 😂 From the DIY ghost-bride costume to the “accidental vibrator shopping” moment — absolutely priceless!You have a gift for turning everyday chaos into comedy.!
I watched some of that video chat you did. It was touching to hear how you sometimes feel a little unsure of yourself when you read other work on here (I often feel the same).
You really don’t need to feel that way. Your words are authentic, interesting, often very amusing, original and always beautifully written.
Phillip, I adore you! Thank you friend for saying that. It means so much. The feeling is mutual. I am very happy we found each other here 💙 thanks for all your support! I appreciate you so much!
My favorite thing about reading your stories is coming across a lil anecdote I haven't heard before that makes me cackle so hard the husband has to ask me what the fuck is happening. In this one it was the JC scaring Calum with the drag outfit. 🤣🤣🤣
Haha omg the best is you can just picture JC doing this and poor baby calum truly horrified 🤣🤣🤣
Picturing it perfectly in my head 🤣
😂😂😂
Or Calum saying you have an addiction and he's going to get you treatment! That was an lol moment. While Kevin is asleep next to me waking up going...wtf. 😆
🤣🤣🤣 I was like just say I’m your sister!! Calum- and that makes this better how?!
Same!
Can’t believe you took your son vibrator shopping
Or he took me?
This is the future liberals want
Busted.
Honestly out of all of Calum’s costumes over the years, that Transformers costume still pops into my head at least once a year. That was number one IMO.
That one was so good!!
Happy Halloween, Candy! This story was a pleasant read. I can't believe Spencer's is still around. I watched an old episode of Double Dare recently (remember that show?) and the gifts were sponsored by Spencer's.
Happy Halloween! Hey, thank you for all your support on my Substack journey. It’s really been so lovely to have you here! Omg I forgot about Double Dare until I looked it up!! 👃 😝
You are welcome! Your posts are always a pleasure to read and brighten my day! Yeah, DD was awesome! Gross at times, but awesome! Marc Summers was a cool host too.
I love that! Yes I loved Marc Summers too.
Too bad we can't find any pics of our Romy and Michelle costumes! 😫
Did it come with foldable scarves and/or Post-its?
We made our costumes, we must have had post-its! At least at the start of the night 🤔 😅
I know it 😭😭
That was the BEST!!! The outfits that you and JC did for the "Overboard" costumes were absolutely EPIC!!!
That was such a fun one! 🛥️ 💅🏻
I, too, love autumn and dislike Halloween, but for entirely different reasons, I'm sure 😁 we might be polar opposite human beings, but I still enjoy these stories!
Well opposites attract :) I’m sure we have a few things in common!
As always, thanks for reading my friend. 💛
If nothing else, we can just talk about how underrated The Holiday is over wine 😏
Truly all I ever want to do, so yes!
Collab review someday? 😈😁😏
Omg yes let’s!
HELL YES I will start on that at some point and DM you 😈
I really enjoyed reading that.
Hey Gary. Thank you much :)
Yay for taking your son vibrator shopping!!!
Hahaha 🥳
Okay, I laughed, I cringed, I cried a little (from laughter, mostly). Your Halloween stories are chef’s kiss chaotic perfection. From the “ghost bride” to vibrator shopping with your son, to Shrek letting you work the door this is the content I live for. Also, major respect for your anti-horror stance jam over Jason any day. Thank you for reminding me that Halloween doesn’t have to be scary to be wildly memorable. Happy Halloween, truly. 🎃💀✨
Hahah! Yes. I love you, obviously.
Obviously 🙄 lol
The world knows now 😏
Lmfao I think the world only knows that I apparently can be red for over an hour talking to you 😂
☺️😘
I laughed out loud at this one 😂 From the DIY ghost-bride costume to the “accidental vibrator shopping” moment — absolutely priceless!You have a gift for turning everyday chaos into comedy.!
Alix, hi! Haha! Thank you so much.
You’ve summed up my main goal in life so perfectly “turning everyday chaos into comedy” I love that!! 💛
Haha yes! That’s truly the magic of your writing — turning everyday chaos into something funny and heart-warming 💛
I’m glad you liked the way I put it!🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
I did like it! Thank you 🙏🏻
🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻no problem!
That mask…
chilling.
This is so fucking funny. OBV.
“There’s nothing here I want!” 🍑😘
Omg omg omg a post!!!!!!!!!!!
🙏🏻
That is a true friend to give up the Snow White costume!
She is one of a kind!
I watched some of that video chat you did. It was touching to hear how you sometimes feel a little unsure of yourself when you read other work on here (I often feel the same).
You really don’t need to feel that way. Your words are authentic, interesting, often very amusing, original and always beautifully written.
There’s nobody quite like you.
I enjoyed this immensely.
Phillip, I adore you! Thank you friend for saying that. It means so much. The feeling is mutual. I am very happy we found each other here 💙 thanks for all your support! I appreciate you so much!