YIKES! I love most of that stuff but I am opposed to eating octopi even before "Remarkably Beautiful Creatures" came out on Netflix. What you didn't bring up is that the chef's special for 2 probably costs more than airfare from 5000 miles away! I am guessing $600 before drinks or tips.
oh CD, one of your best pieces. i am still giggling. (there is so much depth to your writing, kind of like white fish hidden inside a dessert).
CK! Thank you my friend. You’re the best, truly. ♥️
I'm sorry, when someone pretends you're going to propose, you roll with that shit.
I know right?! 💍
Agreed. You could have said, "Are you doing this because of the baby?"
So good, Candy. Just 👌🏼
Thank you so much, Jennifer ♥️
Fuckin’ magnificent *chef’s kiss*
Dink
Dink
Oh, wait, wait, wait! I need a soundtrack for this
Ooooh there’s always a soundtrack 😏
YIKES! I love most of that stuff but I am opposed to eating octopi even before "Remarkably Beautiful Creatures" came out on Netflix. What you didn't bring up is that the chef's special for 2 probably costs more than airfare from 5000 miles away! I am guessing $600 before drinks or tips.
This is one of the realest, just-bratty-enough pieces you have ever written. So well done, you. +1
Thank you, friend ♥️
Anytime, love.
Daisy was the name of my family dog, too! And what Irish pub. Lol
Aww! Definitely not The Dubliner 😅
Easily one of my favorites of yours. Beautiful storytelling. 👏
Thank you so much my girl! I loved writing this one ♥️
Please, please write a book. This was such a good piece! You’d be an overnight bestseller
Awww, Ben! You’re the best! Thank you ♥️
Okay, I've eaten garlic ice cream and loved it, but WHITE FISH? I know chefs do a lot of coke but this is ridiculous 🤯
Oooh garlic ice cream eeek. It was a lot of fish the night.
Loved! 🫶
Also would love to know where in Seattle this was. I lived there for 6 years.
Thank you!!! The sushi restaurant was actually in Bellevue ♥️
https://takaibykashiba.com/
The best dive bar burger was is Fall City 🍔
https://lastfrontiersaloonfallcity.com/
Noyce! Thanks 😘
That sounds like an interesting experience.
It was!
Cackled my way through another great one. You’re the best storyteller!
Thanks my bestie 🥰😘
Damn, you paint a picture, a somewhat excruciating picture but a picture nonetheless!
I should probably add that, the moment I saw that restaurant, I would be unable to burst out with, "Oh hell nope."
Haha! I’d do it again 😏
Lol
Jesus!
🙏🏻
Sounds horribly sad, but maybe you found some rueful humor in it? Want me to go whip his ass? 😂
Nah this one’s a peach. Still good friends 🥰 I got someone else’s ass you can whip though.
Put-em up, put-em up! (In the Cowardly Lion voice.)